Europe is known for its sprawling Christmas markets, but there are plenty of cheerful holiday villages in the US that can bring a smile to any Scrooges face. From the beautiful decorations with twinkling lights and festive music, to the hot cocoa and mulled wine the markets spread joy. They’re also the perfect place to find unique gifts and ornaments, many of them hand crafted and locally made. They often offer live entertainment or ice skating, so the whole family has a blast.
We suggest you plan a trip to one to help lift your spirits and do some shopping this season. Below each suggestion we have a Christmas themed dad joke for you, because it’s Newdie Mag and it’s what we do.
Christkindlmarket, Chicago, Illinois: Modeled after traditional German markets, this market features vendors selling ornaments, crafts, and holiday foods like bratwurst and mulled wine.
What’s red, white, and blue at Christmas?
A sad candy cane.
Downtown Holiday Market, Washington, D.C.: Situated near the National Portrait Gallery, this market is known for its diverse range of arts, crafts, and holiday performances.
What did Santa say on Christmas morning?
That’s a wrap!
Union Square Holiday Market, New York City, New York: Located in downtown Manhattan, this market offers a variety of artisanal goods, handmade crafts, and gourmet treats.
What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?
Rude-olph.
Christmas Village, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Hosted in LOVE Park, this market resembles a traditional German village and offers crafts, toys, and tasty holiday treats.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Does it smell like carrots?
Great Dickens Christmas Fair, San Francisco, California: Not purely a market, this event recreates Victorian London with themed shops, vendors, and performances inspired by Charles Dickens.
How do Christmas trees get ready for a party?
They spruce up!
Texas Christkindl Market, Arlington, Texas: This market celebrates German heritage with unique vendors, holiday treats, and cultural performances.
Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of?
Comet.
Will you be visiting one of these cities for the first time? We think one of the best ways to explore a city is a Hop On Hop off Bus Tour. You can get see the full city and get it’s history and stop at the sites you’re most interested in. It’s a win win!
