It’s so hot outside…
It’s so hot outside chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It’s so hot outside Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.
It’s so hot outside the catfish are already fried when you catch them.
Kiwifuits are a super fruit (only kryptonite can kill them?) that contain 3 times the vitamin c as an orange. (Take that oranges!) Kiwifruit can also help you fall asleep (so can ambien, just don’t pull a Roseanne) eating two kiwifruits an hour before bed can help you fall asleep quicker and wake up better rested. (There goes my excuse to cranky) Continue reading Kiwi Tart
