Cool off with these hot recipes


Hot Chick talk
Why did the chicken really cross the road?

It’s so hot outside…

It’s so hot outside chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It’s so hot outside Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

It’s so hot outside the catfish are already fried when you catch them.

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Kiwi Tart

Kiwi doing Drake's shiggy dance
The shiggy dance is fruity

Kiwifuits are a super fruit (only kryptonite can kill them?) that contain 3 times the vitamin c as an orange. (Take that oranges!) Kiwifruit can also help you fall asleep (so can ambien, just don’t pull a Roseanne) eating two kiwifruits an hour before bed can help you fall asleep quicker and wake up better rested. (There goes my excuse to cranky) Continue reading Kiwi Tart