Hot Chick talk
Why did the chicken really cross the road?

It’s so hot outside…

It’s so hot outside chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It’s so hot outside Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

It’s so hot outside the catfish are already fried when you catch them.

It’s so hot outside I broke wind just for a breeze.

It’s so hot outside Jehovah’s Witnesses have started telemarketing.

It’s so hot outside I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen drive-thru.

Here are a few recipes to help cool you off:

Strawberry Lemonade Popsicle


2 cups diced strawberries
1 cup fresh lemon juice
½ cup water
1 cup granulated sugar
10 cavity popsicle mold


1) In a blender, blend strawberries with 2 tablespoons of sugar until smooth.

2) Add strawberry blend to mold and freeze for 30 minutes.

3) Add water and sugar in saucepan and simmer until sugar is dissolved. Pour in lemon juice and stir.

4) Pour mixture into popsicle molds and add sticks.

5) Allow to freeze for 4 hours.

6) Run mold under warm water to remove popsicles.

Malted Milk Shake


1 pint vanilla ice cream
8 tbsp Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup
¼ cup plus heavy cream
3 tbsp malted milk powder
2 tsp sugar
Crushed malted milk balls
Whipped cream

1) Add ice cream, syrup, cream, sugar, and malted milk powder in blender until smooth but thick.

2) Pour into chilled glass. Top with whipped cream. Sprinkle with crushed malted milk balls.

Fruit Salad


1 pint strawberries sliced

5 kiwis sliced

5 oranges peeled and diced

2 grapefruit peeled and diced
12 ounces blueberries
¾ cup mint chopped
½ cup freshly squeezed orange juice
3 tbsp light brown sugar


1) In a large bowl, combine all ingredients except orange juice and brown sugar. Mix well, chill.

2) Mix brown sugar and orange juice.

3) Pour orange juice and sugar mixture evenly over fruit just before serving.

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