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A Devilishly Good Cerulean Cocktail

 

A devislishly good cerulean cocktail
Groundbreaking!

‘This drink’? Oh. Ok. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your neighborhood bar and you order… I don’t know… a Blue Hawaiian, for instance because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you drink. But what you don’t know is that that drink is not just blue, it’s not turquoise. It’s not lapis. It’s actually cerulean. And you’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Morton’s did a Cerulean Margarita. And then I think it was The Palm… Continue reading A Devilishly Good Cerulean Cocktail

Top 10 Salad Jokes and a recipe

These salads are hilarious
Oh salad, you’re my best friend

 

We all love the meme that salad is telling jokes. In honor of the dish that makes all the stock photo people crack up here are our top 10 Salad and Veggie Jokes (drum roll please):

10) What did the artichoke say to the man eating a salad?
Have a heart.

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Cool off with these hot recipes

 

Hot Chick talk
Why did the chicken really cross the road?

It’s so hot outside…

It’s so hot outside chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

It’s so hot outside Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

It’s so hot outside the catfish are already fried when you catch them.

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Kiwi Tart

Kiwi doing Drake's shiggy dance
The shiggy dance is fruity

Kiwifuits are a super fruit (only kryptonite can kill them?) that contain 3 times the vitamin c as an orange. (Take that oranges!) Kiwifruit can also help you fall asleep (so can ambien, just don’t pull a Roseanne) eating two kiwifruits an hour before bed can help you fall asleep quicker and wake up better rested. (There goes my excuse to cranky) Continue reading Kiwi Tart

🍆🍑 IRL – The Recipe

Eggplant and peach IRL
Introduce the two on your kitchen table…sanitize well after

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Eggplant 🍆 and peach 🍑 emojis are popular. Really popular. Is it from fond memories of bland eggplant parm served up by a lunch lady with a light mustache in middle school? Is it because of the 1995 song 🎶 “Peaches” by alternative rock band, The Presidents of the United States of America 🇺🇸? The world 🌎 may never know. Continue reading 🍆🍑 IRL – The Recipe

National Chicken Wing Day is July 29th! Are you ready?

Buffalo wings flirting

    A night out at a wing bar

The Buffalo wing was invented by Teressa Bellissimo at the Anchor Bar in Buffalo, New York in 1964 (54 years old? I know math, I swear). It grew in popularity in the 1970s and 1980s. In 1977, July 29th became National Chicken Wing Day. Buffalo Wild Wings was founded in 1982 and Hooters’ (Bazinga!) World Famous Wings came into existence in 1983.

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Delicious or Disaster? An amateur attempt at cooking

I’m a New Yorker. We don’t cook. We get our food delivered by a man who looks slightly annoyed that he had to climb four flights of stairs for a $5 tip. I have friends who use their ovens for storing their winter clothes. If we don’t have food delivered, we have thousands of restaurant options or even some mystery meat hot dog from a corner vendor.

 

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