

From mascots to menaces: A QuizTale
(Find out which *turned evil* fast food mascot you are with our quiz below this short story)
In a parallel universe as a fast food mascot you could be a baron of burgers or chief of chicken, but that could all change in an instant!
One day, as a symbol of taste and value, you’re simply going about your life, flipping and frying, but leaving plenty of time to throw shade at your competitors on X. Little do you realize, even with all the preservatives, peace is about to expire!
You hear cash registers ringing and food sizzling, but then sounds of a different sort. Suddenly, you hear shrieks and crashes outside and peer out of the drive-through window past the long line of cars. You see giant flaming radioactive nuggets raining down from a purple sky!
You attempt to take cover in the deep freezer but…
The handles jammed!
You duck under some tables but realize cheap fast food tables would be no match and no one has cleaned under there in what must have been months.
You run to make a mad dash to your car…
***CRASH***BOOM***POW***
A giant nugget falls onto your car causing it to burst into flames! Out of options you jump into a nearby dumpster…it smells…it smells really bad. You’re wet from a sludge of discarded soda, shakes, and who knows what else. What a day. At least you’re safe.
Suddenly, a radioactive nugget the size of a horse comes crashing down next to you, just missing you by inches. You feel lucky, you feel relieved, you feel…like you want a bite. There’s an uncontrollable urge to bite into this nugget that you can’t suppress. You know it’s not right, but you can’t help it. You take a huge bite! It’s delicious! You take another, and another! You chow away at this glowing nugget ravishly.
Full, you fall asleep on top of what’s left of the alien nugget. When you awaken you’re tingling. You’re warm. You feel a new hunger come over you—not your usual hunger for fries and shakes…but for chaos. You emerge from the dumpster as someone new…someone…evil! Evil flows through you like a fountain drink just waiting to burst forth.
But wait…you have no memory as to who you are! You must take this quiz to find out which fast food mascot you are, and then decide: conquer the world and make humankind your minions, or try to turn good again?
Which *Turned Evil* Fast Food Mascot Are You? – A QuizTale Quiz
Ever wondered which twisted version of a fast-food mascot you’d be if the deep fryer of fate turned against you in an alternate universe? Take this quiz to discover your wicked alter-ego in the world of burgers and fries gone bad.
