Download and print out your favorite card below to serve with your reindeer poop
Up on the house top, plop plop plop
Oh, Up on the house top, reindeer poop
Out jumps good old Santa Claus
Down through the chimney with lots of toys
All for the little ones, Christmas joy
Oh, who wouldn’t go? (Ew ew ew)
Who wouldn’t go? (Ew ew ew)
Up on the housetop, plop plop plop
Down through the chimney with the good St. Nick
That’s right, Santa Claus is coming to town! He’s bringing with him his eight, not so tiny reindeer and they aren’t exactly wearing diapers. Santa brings toys for all the good girls and boys…but he’s known for leaving coal for people on his naughty list. Well, a little known secret: coal isn’t the only thing he leaves for the naughty ones.
We have a recipe for the naughty ones on your list, but our reindeer poop is so delicious it’s fit even for the nicest on your list. It’s also a no bake recipe that’s both quick and easy which is perfect for the busy holiday season.
Reindeer Poop Recipe
Ingredients
- 1 cup granulated sugar
- ¼ cup milk
- 4 tbsp unsalted butter
- 2 tbsp cocoa powder
- ¼ cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
- 1 cup old-fashioned rolled oats not instant
- 1 cup Rice Krispies cereal
- ½ cup shredded coconut
- ½ cup peanut butter smooth, not natural
- ½ tbsp vanilla extract
- ¼ tsp kosher salt
Instructions
- In a medium sauce pan, combine sugar, milk, butter, and cocoa powder. Heat over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until it starts to boil. Let boil for 1 minute. Then take the pan off the heat.
- Add the peanut butter, chocolate chips, oats, Rice Krispies, coconut, vanilla, and salt. Stir to combine well.
- Using a disher scoop or spoon, portion into tablespoon sized cookies. It helps to shape it into a poopy type shape. Move into the fridge to let set for about 15 minutes. Store in an airtight container.
Want to customize your reindeer poop based on each reindeer diet? We’ve got you. Just mix in the following on step two of the recipe.
Blitzen BMs: Add peanuts
Dancer Droppings: Add milk duds
Dasher Dung: Add M&M’s (red and green work well)
Donner Doo: Add crushed pretzels
Comet Crap: Add shredded coconut
Cupid Manure: Add white chocolate chips
Prancer Poo: Add crushed oreos
Vixen Midden: Add crushed malted milk balls
Rudolph Runs: Add your favorite mix of all of the options
-Need to leave some cookies for Santa Claus that aren’t excrement related and that he can get from his own barnyard? Just check out our “Om nom nom nom” cookie monster approved chocolate chip cookie recipe and leave it out with some milk.
Download and print your favorite card to serve with your reindeer poop and scroll below for some of our favorite reindeer dad jokes.
Why were the reindeer hiding the barn on Christmas Eve?
They were stalling.
What was the hip, young reindeer’s favorite phrase?
Sleigh.
What type of animal brings along with it bad weather?
Rain deer.
What should you give a reindeer with a stomach ache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Which reindeer has to work on Valentine’s Day in addition to Christmas?
Cupid
Which Elton John song describes one of Santa’s small reindeer?
“Tiny Dancer”
What did Santa say to the reindeer that was being sassy?
“Don’t be rude-olph!”
What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments
What do the reindeer use to wipe down their sleigh?
Santa-tizer
What do reindeer use to clean the bathroom?
Comet
Are you a fan of dad jokes? You’re in the right place! Just about all of our posts utilize them. And we even have dad joke history and trivia!
