Ho Ho Ho…
That’s what I’ve been doing out in my garden. It’s been a busy day! I had to weed and get rid of all the humbugs in the garden! Luckily, I had my sidekick, the Grinch. He’s got a green thumb. And now that he’s got such a big heart he’s really pumping out the good work.
I’ve got excellent news for this year. I’ve instructed one of my head elves, Giggles, to team up with Ba Dum Tiss to release some of my favorite dad jokes for the holidays! They will really make you go Ho Ho Ho…or Oh Oh Oh of you reason them backwards.
Here are a few:
Why did the cats hate their presents?
Because the gifts weren’t up to scratch.
What did the salt say to the pepper on Christmas?
Seasonings Greetings!
What do Christmas trees feel when they go numb?
Pines and needles!
…and you can read a bunch more and get gift ideas and celebration tips at Celebrate Today
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
