Chimichurri recipe + comedy album = Must Read

Win an album
Win the upcoming album “Immigrant Made” from Gastor Almonte by sending us your recipes

Gastor Almontes new comedy album comes out April 5th and to celebrate we asked him for a recipe to share and a chance for you to win a copy. To win just send us some of your favorite recipes to with the subject “Send Newds”. It’s that easy!

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Ariana Grande got a “charcoal grill” Japanese tattoo not “7 rings”, so here are bbq recipes for her

Bbq at Tiffany's
I want it, I grill it. I want it, I grill it.
You like my steak? Gee, thanks, just bought it

Classic basic white girl mistake: go to the tattoo parlor and pick out a tattoo of a beautiful Japanese character you think means “love” but it actually means “mud”.
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Gettin’ Spicy 3.7249 | Fun Facts About Joshua

Newdie Mag is proud to announce the winner of 2019’s “Most Handsome Eligible Bachelor in America” award:
Joshua shoopman

*Queue cheers and applause* Watch the video above *more cheers and applause*

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Easy Kale Salad Recipe: Go Ahead, Be Basic

Kale Yeah! It's easy too
Kale yeah! This looks good

Are you ready to channel your inner basic b*tch and make an amazing simple kale salad?!

This includes beans and nuts so it’s high in protein, perfect for someone on a diet eating one meal a day or a gym rat or honestly just a rat. Seriously if you have a rat or guinea pig feed them kale or they’ll get scurvy just like a pirate. Now that I think of it, people can also get scurvy from lack of greens just like the pirates, so put down that Big Mac and make this!  Continue reading “Easy Kale Salad Recipe: Go Ahead, Be Basic”

Boba Tea with…Cheese? Try it!

Drink at a 45 degree angle
Sounds Cheesy

Taiwan has a new trend that the west coast is embracing, and brace yourself: it’s going to sound super weird. But try it, I implore you foodie nerds. It’s breathtaking and has all the makings of a masterpiece.

If you’ve tried boba or bubble tea, you’re familiar with the sweet tea base that is made “bubbly” with tapioca pearls at the bottom of the cup, the top sealed shut with plastic and an oversized straw with a point as the spear to access the delicious combination. Continue reading “Boba Tea with…Cheese? Try it!”

Taco Thursday?

National Taco Day is October 4th


I HATE TACOS… said no Juan ever.
Thursday, October 4th, is National Taco Day in the USA. Thursday seems like a weird day for it. Thursday is more of a day for throwbacks or being thirsty. If you’re like me, every Tuesday is Taco Day… and Margarita Day. Every other day is Vodka and Tonic Day. Perhaps you’re not like me and then you should be prepared for this Thursday with some taco facts, puns, and a delicious recipe in true Newdie Mag style.

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