For the season finale of Cooking with Comedians by Newdie Mag we decided to have a pizza party and you’re invited! This weeks recipe is for four pizzas so you can entertain friends and brag about how the pizza is homemade (or taste it and call Dominoes instead?)
Continue reading Cooking with Comedians E6 – Pizza Party! with Lorena Russi
The biggest proof that America has gone astray is the fact they picked the wrong pie. The whole “motherhood and apple pie” thing is bogus, unhinged, exploded. I’ve never heard anyone go, “APPLE PIE! Well tie me naked to the underbelly of a pig and call me Harold, I’ll take ten slices.” The truth is no-one gives a stuff about apple pie. It’s the fourth Indiana Jones movie; that extra Marx brother no-one can quite remember; Jayden Smith. But people absolutely lose their shit over cherry, blueberry, pecan, or rhubarb.
Continue reading Blueberry Pie So Easy It Should Be Called Yo’ Momma
Comedians Zach Teague and Maggie Crane are back this week to review candy nipple tassles. They moved a little further up the body from the edible underwear they reviewed last week in case you missed it. Will they like the nipple tassles better than the gummy undies? Will they get sick from all the sugar? Why are they so obsessed with edible body wear? You’ll have to watch to find out! Continue reading Candy Nipple Tassles: A review by comedians
Christmas is in exactly one week. Are you ready?
It’s usually a very busy week: Last-minute gift shopping, putting together a holiday menu, picking out an ugly Christmas sweater, writing cards, wrapping gifts, and so much more. Continue reading Happy Sangria Day! | Celebrate the misfit holidays this week
It’s been two weeks since the last episode of Cooking with Comedians by Newdie Mag, so I guess you’re expecting another episode right now. Surprise!
Since it’s the last episode of the season, we will save Lorena Russi and JR Bruno cooking a pizza until Monday, December 31st. End of the year. End of Cooking with Comedians! You can have a brief moment of depression knowing it’s over before you get s#!t faced and ring in the New Year! Continue reading “This is humbling”: A comedic review of edible underwear
This is an easy, delicious, and healthy side. At first when I made this I thought, am I a 1950’s housewife?? I feel like bell stuffed peppers went out of style with green Jello molds filled to the brim with fruit.
When I tried my creation, I understood the obsession with these colorful flavor bowls. I said pass me the smokes and paint me with lead the 50’s are back!
Continue reading Bell Bottoms: Still Out | Stuffed Bell Peppers: Back in
“Lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake”
Not only does this ring true, but I, as well as picky kids love both spaghetti and cake. If my mom would have said this to me as a kid I would have eaten so much more lasagna!
As great as lasagna is, sometimes it can seem a bit…old fashioned. At Newdie Mag we love to shake things up a bit, so here are two recipes that puts traditional, old fashioned “Spaghetti cake” to shame! Continue reading Two unique “Spaghetti Cake” recipes
Taiwan has a new trend that the west coast is embracing, and brace yourself: it’s going to sound super weird. But try it, I implore you foodie nerds. It’s breathtaking and has all the makings of a masterpiece.
If you’ve tried boba or bubble tea, you’re familiar with the sweet tea base that is made “bubbly” with tapioca pearls at the bottom of the cup, the top sealed shut with plastic and an oversized straw with a point as the spear to access the delicious combination. Continue reading Boba Tea with…Cheese? Try it!
Toddlers: Cute. Rambunctious. Fun loving. Get food everywhere.
We should all strive to be a bit more like toddlers, especially in the “get food everywhere” arena. Items that we generally associate with putting in our bodies can be a great natural way to nourish the outside of our bodies (I’m talking about food here, not anything else…this isn’t that kind of nudie mag). Continue reading Food for your face | Organic body scrub home recipes
Some people might think snow is a gorgeous blanket of peace and calm as it’s falling. The tiny speckled frost kisses gracefully adorn the streets, the grasses are mysteriously hidden, the doggies become frantic with glee as they kick up the snow with their snow paws. What a peaceful wonderland, you say smiling with your hot chocolate in one hand and sweater tightly across your shoulders.
