For the season finale of Cooking with Comedians by Newdie Mag we decided to have a pizza party and you’re invited! This weeks recipe is for four pizzas so you can entertain friends and brag about how the pizza is homemade (or taste it and call Dominoes instead?)
The biggest proof that America has gone astray is the fact they picked the wrong pie. The whole “motherhood and apple pie” thing is bogus, unhinged, exploded. I’ve never heard anyone go, “APPLE PIE! Well tie me naked to the underbelly of a pig and call me Harold, I’ll take ten slices.” The truth is no-one gives a stuff about apple pie. It’s the fourth Indiana Jones movie; that extra Marx brother no-one can quite remember; Jayden Smith. But people absolutely lose their shit over cherry, blueberry, pecan, or rhubarb. Continue reading Blueberry Pie So Easy It Should Be Called Yo’ Momma
This is an easy, delicious, and healthy side. At first when I made this I thought, am I a 1950’s housewife?? I feel like bell stuffed peppers went out of style with green Jello molds filled to the brim with fruit.
When I tried my creation, I understood the obsession with these colorful flavor bowls. I said pass me the smokes and paint me with lead the 50’s are back!
Taiwan has a new trend that the west coast is embracing, and brace yourself: it’s going to sound super weird. But try it, I implore you foodie nerds. It’s breathtaking and has all the makings of a masterpiece.
If you’ve tried boba or bubble tea, you’re familiar with the sweet tea base that is made “bubbly” with tapioca pearls at the bottom of the cup, the top sealed shut with plastic and an oversized straw with a point as the spear to access the delicious combination. Continue reading Boba Tea with…Cheese? Try it!
Toddlers: Cute. Rambunctious. Fun loving. Get food everywhere.
We should all strive to be a bit more like toddlers, especially in the “get food everywhere” arena. Items that we generally associate with putting in our bodies can be a great natural way to nourish the outside of our bodies (I’m talking about food here, not anything else…this isn’t that kind of nudie mag). Continue reading Food for your face | Organic body scrub home recipes
Some people might think snow is a gorgeous blanket of peace and calm as it’s falling. The tiny speckled frost kisses gracefully adorn the streets, the grasses are mysteriously hidden, the doggies become frantic with glee as they kick up the snow with their snow paws. What a peaceful wonderland, you say smiling with your hot chocolate in one hand and sweater tightly across your shoulders.