Gore-met | A tour of some of the worlds creepiest foods

It's toesen
I propose a toe-st!

Halloween is inarguably the best holiday of the year, so I won’t waste time discussing the greatness that is gathering with friends and dressing as your inner slutty vegetable or dinosaur while drinking fruit punch out of a bowl shaped like a zombie head, snacking on gummy worms crawling through Oreo cookie mud, and walking into a haunted house where clowns wield chainsaws.

What I love about the magical spookiness of Halloween is the ability to escape the mundane world of suits, ties, and human day-to-day things in favor of a mystery; the chance to break free of obligations and become whatever you want to be without consequence. It’s also an excuse to spread glitter all over your date or your new lover. You can wake up next to Batman, or if you’re even luckier, a Spartan soldier. Continue reading Gore-met | A tour of some of the worlds creepiest foods

The Haunted Kitchen Spooktacular

Welcome to Newdie Mag’s Haunted Kitchen! The Haunted Kitchen is home to lots of bad puns and words with extra letters in them to make them spoooooooky. Now it is also home to the Haunted Kitchen Spooktacular. Watch as JR Bruno and comedian Kattoo King give you pumpkin carving tips while the hideous Haunted Kitchen Ghost shows up.

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Eye Scream from the Haunted Kitchen

The eyevil eye scream scoop
Eye’m baaaaack *eyevil laugh*

The ghosts of Newdie Mag’s Haunted Kitchen are now possessing kitchen items. The ice cream scoop is now an “eye scream” scoop and is dishing out bowls of eye scream on it’s own. It’s so scary I’m about to sprinkle my pants.

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